I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
