Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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