Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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