I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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