butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
