you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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