remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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