i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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