Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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