The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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