He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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