wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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