I feel like abortions should bother me more
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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