My nipple is on Facebook.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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