Duck Duck Cougar?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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