is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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