Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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