I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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