therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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