no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It's never too late to be topless.
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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