Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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