let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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