The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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