i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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