Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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