i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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