Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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