My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
