It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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