Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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