And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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