My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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