North Korea, Best Korea!
one two three fourrrrnication!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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