best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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