do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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