It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You may now shotgun with the bride
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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