And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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