And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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