Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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