things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
