I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
im holly from the hills drunk
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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