SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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