Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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