Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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