Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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