Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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