Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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