I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Shame - the story of my life.
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