i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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