Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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