So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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