wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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