What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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