no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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